Tuesday, July 13, 2010

donkey equations

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time



Equation 1 -

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep



Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.





Equation 2-

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey



In other words,



Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey





Equation 3-

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey



In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey





To Conclude:



From Equation 2 and Equation 3



Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend



So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!



And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!



So, We have:



Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money



Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude





Man + Woman = 2 Donkeysthat live happily together!

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